From 9500b1f8945224781e0f2f71018e2f5f02c0cffb Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: l3nn4rt Date: Mon, 8 Jun 2020 12:59:55 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] chucknorris: fix typos (#9012) --- plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris | 18 +++++++++--------- 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+), 9 deletions(-) diff --git a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris index 181bcc094..0fb2a5a31 100644 --- a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris +++ b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris @@ -148,15 +148,15 @@ Chuck Norris doesn't read. He just stares at the book until he gets the informat % Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down! % -Chuck Norris doesn’t brew up tea. He sucks the bag. +Chuck Norris doesn't brew up tea. He sucks the bag. % -Chuck Norris doesn’t eat salad, he eats vegetarians +Chuck Norris doesn't eat salad, he eats vegetarians % -Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them. +Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them. % -Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. +Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. % -Chuck Norris dosent carry a list. He always knows what to do. +Chuck Norris doesn't carry a list. He always knows what to do. % Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. % @@ -170,7 +170,7 @@ Chuck Norris found the last digit of pie % Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him............ the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife % -Chuck Norris has a battlecruiser AND a car. +Chuck Norris has a battle cruiser AND a car. % Chuck Norris has killed the Dead Sea % @@ -188,7 +188,7 @@ Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked name % Chuck Norris is currently suing any broadway theater that plays "The Nutcracker". He claims its an infringement on his "other" roundhouse kick. % -Chuck Norris is entitiled to his own facts. +Chuck Norris is entitled to his own facts. % Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. % @@ -204,7 +204,7 @@ Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a h % Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity. % -Chuck Norris is the life of parties he dosen't attend +Chuck Norris is the life of parties he doesn't attend. % Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death. % @@ -546,7 +546,7 @@ The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris. Th % The sun only rises every morning because Chuck Norris allows it to. % -The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills. +The truth hurts, doesn't it? Chuck Norris' truth kills. % There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. %