diff --git a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris
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--- a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris
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@@ -558,3 +558,11 @@ You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "God
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 http://chucknorrisfacts.com/ is built in Drupal because Chuck Norris knows a good CMS when he sees one.
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+Chuck Norris made the first Giraffe by uppercutting a horse.
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+Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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+Chuck Norris make onions cry.
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+Chuck Norris doesn't shake hands, he makes them tremble.
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