wesnoth/misc/found_poetry/found_poetry
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This was created by Doc Paterson, I stumbled across it on an old deviantART account. I didn't want it to be lost forever so I have committed it here, hopefully someone enjoys reading these.
Source: http://doc-paterson.deviantart.com/journal/?offset=
Found Poetry: Comments and Arguments from the Wesnoth Forums. (Part One)
Here are a few comments from various non-native-english-speakers, made on the wesnoth.org forums. I find them very funny, but also, at times, evocative and striking.
I've added linebreaks and such.
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"They Been With Dragons"
They been with dragons
and attack me
from deep water
and they lose
Where advantage
for dragons or water unit?
They all lose...
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"Distant Theory"
I played more times
and I known what I'm say
but you
did not play and tell me
a distant theory
without confirmation in practice
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"The Secret Sanctuary" (This fellow was complaining about the supposedly unnecessarily strict moderation on the Wesnoth site, and claimed that it was much worse than other forums that he frequented. When asked which forums these were, he responded: )
I will not tell you my corner
where threads don't get locked
because of
mostly no reason
because I dont want
your hostile disease
to spread all over the world.
I prefer that corner to remain hidden
without your noses.
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